Kingdom Hearts Problems

A blog dedicated to the many problems with the Kingdom Hearts series, as much as we love it.
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Good evening followers! It’s been a while since we’ve posted a new problem, so here’s a new one! Unfortunately, I’ll have to use the old template for now as I do not have the most current template or font! Nevertheless, enjoy!

Good evening followers! It’s been a while since we’ve posted a new problem, so here’s a new one! Unfortunately, I’ll have to use the old template for now as I do not have the most current template or font! Nevertheless, enjoy!

nonaviyoulistenforonce: I'm not sure if this has been posted, but the fight with Sephiroth is the biggest pain in the arse ever. The closest I've got to beating him is reducing his health to one bar.

Yes, it’s been posted already! But I definitely feel your pain. I remember how much trouble I had beating Sephiroth at first, but after 398564379346 tries, I finally beat him! I didn’t bother to try and beat him in the first Kingdom Hearts, but in Kingdom Hearts II, he is WAY easier once you get the hang of it. If you’re having trouble with the KH II battle, my tips are to:

1. BLOCK HIS NORMAL SLASHING ATTACKS. If you don’t, you’ll be reduced to very low health.

2. ALWAYS use the reaction command when Sephiroth says “That’s enough.” 

3. Max out all of your drive forms. Especially Valor Form and Master Form, because you’ll need to jump high enough to stop one of Sephiroth’s mightiest attacks. When you see him rise up in the air and he says “Heartless…angel.”, that’s when you jump up with your extra jump from Master Form and attack him, preventing him from using the devastating attack that leaves with one HP and drains all your MP. Bring an elixir or two.

4. Also, be sure to have Reflega on your custom commands somewhere. When he says “Give into the dark.”, you’ll be surrounded with dark orbs, and the best way to counter that is Reflega, because then the orbs in your immediate area will go awau.

5. When Sephiroth appears around you, and tries to knock you into the air, let him do it. Don’t block that one, because when he knocks you into the air, you’ll be able to attack almost immediately and do some damage there.

6. If you get near the end of the battle, Sephiroth will use an attack where he spews volcanic ash at you. This may look menacing at first, but all you need to do is have Glide from maxing out your Final Form. When you have level 3 Glide, you won’t drop to the ground from gliding unless you manually stop it, or are going up a hill.

Not sure if you were looking for a mini guide for this, but I hope this helped!

—Patrick

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Anonymous: This blog accurately describes everything I've ever thought while playing KH. It's a love/hate relationship...

I agree with you whole heartily! It has all my rage and love! Glad you like it the blog!

youllfallforanything: So I just read through every problem and agreed with every single one. this blog is fantastic and I love it :) great job!

THANK YOU! Love these little messages, make my whole day!

sephizim-deactivated20111023: Personally, I liked this blog a lot better when it started. I prefer the simple statements compared to you trying to make secondary jokes in parenthesis afterwards. I can immediately understand and find something funny when you simply state it, like breaking barrels in the Coliseum, but to write "WTF is this Donkey Kong" afterwards just ruins it for me. Not trying to bash you, just expressing my opinion is all.

Totally understandable! It’s always nice to get some critic! That is my own fault, and I’ll start to leave it simple! Thank you.

-Sonia

mellrui: I want to reblog this whole tumblr because I relate to every single post.

Haha, thank you! We try to think of everyone with our problems! xD

—Patrick 

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